Elections: the America way

Mr Trump offers 5 million dollars for Mr Obama and Mr Colbert offers 1 million to Mr Trump


"Mr Trump, I will write you a check for $1 million dollars from Colbert Super PAC - you know I've got it - to the charity of your choice. Anything. Save The Children. Feed The Children. Put The Children on Child Apprentice, whatever! One million actual dollars, if you will let me dip my balls in your mouth - one million. But... this dipping, and I hope you're listening very carefully Mr Trump. This dipping has to be to my and more importantly, my balls' satisfaction. One caveat... one caveat. My balls must be in your mouth no later than 5pm October 31st."